Seriously, there's nothing more offensive than this. Once a year, my company wants us all to go away together and bond. This year they're taking us to Barcelona, great I thought. A few hours of nonsense strategy meetings but at least I can go and enjoy the City afterwards. Oh no. They want us to take our swimming gear and are putting us into to teams to play Beach Olympics.

I can only imagine this to be some badly thought out team bonding exercise that is in essense rather like the days your parents forced you to enter the egg & spoon race. Absolutely shocking. I'm far too old for this shit.