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    • CommentAuthorandy
    • CommentTimeNov 1st 2006 edited
     
    mcsweeneys

    ROMEO:
    News from Verona! How now, Balthasar?
    Dost thou not bring me letters from the friar?
    How doth my lady? Is my father well?
    How fares my Juliet? That I ask again,
    For nothing can be ill if she be well.

    BALTHASAR:
    Then she is well, and nothing can be ill.
    Her body sleeps in Capel's monument,
    And her immortal part with angels lives.
    I saw her laid low in her kindred's vault
    And presently took post to tell it you.
    O, pardon me for bringing these ill news,
    Since you did leave it for my office, sir.

    ROMEO:
    Is it e'en so? Then I defy you, stars!
    But soft! What SMS through yonder RAZR breaks?

    SMS ON ROMEO'S PHONE:
    i'm ok -- poison fake
    rofl
    cul8r
    :-*
    • CommentAuthorDavid
    • CommentTimeNov 2nd 2006 edited
     

    This is basically the Pete Williams Jack Wills business plan

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