who is this mysterious SOMEBODY that you're talking about? I am partial to a bit of halloumi though - if there are kisses too then I may be sold!
Sounds good. When are we going?
haven't we taught you the secret handshake yet?
yes.
exactly that.
shake enough strangers hands in a special way and you might get it right.
don't forget to use both hands, a bit of tongue and a strange, rapid blinking.
(Colette, I've got a few apostrophes wrong in there. Could you get your red pen out?)
That's what the vegetarian fiesta is - all the veg starters and a bit of rice rolled up into one main course.
We all realise that the gritty lumps in the amuse bouche dip are pieces of dirty pear, don't we?
my preferred phrase for a sub quality pear is moody pear.
You'll be telling me they make alcoholic drinks with it next. Oh.
Yuck perry.
They've tried to rebrand perry as some fancy pear cider in an attempt to get some of the Magner's trade - you can't polish a turd.
Don't get me started on Midori.
There's an excellent organic pear cider that I could drink until the cows come home, or at least did at a Festival last summer.
Moo.
I've only ever had really good dining experiences at Petek. There was a time when we ate there 3 or 4 times a week and even though they changed the set menu, they'd still give us what we wanted for the same price. I don't go there so often now, but still giggle when they read out the specials menu as you can never understand what they are saying, wonder how many they actually sell.
I tend to go Petek special Kofte, that comes with a yoghurt and tomato sauce - never noticed it being pink or particularly salty. My missus usually has a chicken shish, again obviously not pink and never noticed it being salty.
Maybe some of us have a high salt tolerance level, or you may be unlucky Wideboy.
We eat there about twice a month and have NEVER had any problems with over-salted food. I don't add salt to my food so I'm sure I would have been able to tell!
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