Miss Annie is trying to kill me.

Detritus

I am not sure if it's the ninja training at WI or something she picked up during the war but yesterday she was ill with a cold that left her in bed for the day. But this morning I wake up with full blown flu and possible plague. So be warned I won't make it I can feel life ebbing away like runny earwax dripping out of a tramps ear. That no good varmit has done me in!

Toddlesocks

I would not be so quick to blame Miss Annie, it sounds like you have a full blown case of man flu which ladys do not get, so can hardly pass on unless i am mistaken ?<div><br></div><div>Wishing you both a speedy recovery.</div>

Detritus

It was her alright I could see her in the night dancing around a cauldron, I now understand why she wanted a cat. Women incubate man flu then release in onto us poor unsuspecting men who just want to listen to football.

Detritus

And it's a female cat! I'm surrounded.

Toddlesocks

Better try and be nice to the cat as when Miss Annie sees this the cat might be the only person that really cares about your deadly flu bug. <div><br></div><div>I am off to the river in the storm to bilge out the boats before they sink since Mr T has kindly volunteered to stay and look after the dogs in case they get lonely!</div><div><br></div><div><br></div>

Detritus

See he is doing the hard work whilst you swan off to a boat. The inequality is laid bare. Solidarity brother.

conformable_kate

Man flu, cat flu, wet Sunday blues ... I hope you feel better quickly!