Had a horrible feeling that this ten minutes of reading could be funnier than the film...

Clooney: I like Barack Obama a lot. I've spent some time with him.
Pitt: You just cost him votes

(To Ellen Barkin - no, I don't know either) What was it like being the only woman in the cast?
Barkin: Exhausting
Clooney: You're a woman?
Barkin: I tried to pack 14 of you into just a few weeks. It's a lot of ground to cover.
Clooney: If there's anyone who could do it...
Barkin: I started with Carl Reiner and worked back from there.
Clooney: Only fair. He could go at any minute.


(To Clooney about losing the role of the hitchhiker to Pitt in Thelma and Louise)
Clooney: My friends said, "Do you want to see Thelma and Louise"? And I'm like, "F___ Thelma and Louise!" But it was fairly obvious when you saw the movie why I didn't get it cause Brad just knocked it out of the park.
Pitt: Aw, they were just grooming you for Batman.