If this is a matter of imminent threat to life, press one now.

Liz

Yes, there really is a recorded voicemail message which contains this phrase.

Guesses on a post(card) please.

Clue: It is in an American accent.

andy

just got in from the cricket. i found the the report - on R****, very interesting and quite easy to find. Though you're in the realms of google ninjas.

Liz

Thanks Andy, that's really comforting. Lucky for me, no one else is even faintly interested!