Stroud Green landmarks

Arkady

Sorry Misscara, you can punch me in the face at some point. 28 years old. I’m obviously immature for my age. My hair is not receding, happily. My curls were once the toast of Durham. I do have crap facial hair though, which I can’t persuade myself to get rid of even though it makes me look like a 15-year-old try-hard.

Marquis

All fecal imagery evoked in a completely amicable manner, of course. It's still wrong.

sincers

ditto, mines more Andy Crane than Brian Blessed.

Arkady

Mine’s like this: <http://halfhearteddude.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/bob_dylan.jpg?w=315&h=320>; Only I don’t have to shave to make it look like that. I have a natural gap under my nose which I’m quite proud of. Like the anti-Hitler. Also a chin thing. It beats shaving.

sincers

this is more me: <http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.east-anglia-sea-angling.co.uk/Images/CATWEASEL.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.east-anglia-sea-angling.co.uk/Archive-2007/JAN07.html&usg=___1LiuBcy6ETcfxK-U9GSgKplpBU=&h=400&w=289&sz=41&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=gklEm34HaL3RaM:&tbnh=151&tbnw=106&prev=/images?q=catweasel&um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=844&tbs=isch:10,42&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=126&vpy=117&dur=121&hovh=264&hovw=191&tx=100&ty=111&ei=M6vmTISiH4qj4Qabt_T4Ag&oei=AqvmTO30EIOzhAfs6YC7DA&esq=7&page=1&ndsp=25&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&biw=1280&bih=844&gt;

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Arkady

Sincers... the beardy guy or scantily-clad Uma Thurman?

miss annie

@Misscara, yes you do/she does. And Arkady has seen the Hallowe'en picture so was well aware of your 'upper circumference' - I think the term 'cleavage off' was used. these are a few of my imaginings - if I could work out how to post pictures I would do so. Tosscat -Man, early 30's, just over six foot tall, expensive trainers, possibly buys clothes from Carharrt. Might wear those friendship bracelet things that people buy in Thailand. Sincers - Man, mid 30's, brown hair, possibly wears brown brogue type shoes and a tweed jacket with jeans. No tie. Philistine - Man, six foot five, broad of chest, handsome with a shaven head. Wears a Harrington jacket with tartan lining a la 'This is England'. Arkady - just as I imagined except about five years younger, your descriptions of yourself are spot on, I'm amazed people don't recognise you more often. Misscara - blonder and more beauticious than I imagined.

andy

Tosscat - Maybe 10 years ago, he had a career as a children's TV presenter, but then there was the thing with the coke and though it got hushed up his career never really kicked on. Now he looks a bit like a local radio sports presenter. Wardrobe choices currently in transition. Fewer expensive t-shirts, more approving nods at M&S sport coats. Arkady - Two parts Rik from the Young Ones to one part Nathan Barley. Personal style driven by the masked guy in V to Vendetta. Young enough that his metabolism hasn't dropped a gear and added a stone and a half. This will happen in 12-18 months and inspire a major rebrand. Ian - Lugubrious, treacle voiced bon viveur, like a young Edward Heath. Likes wearing really really long scarves. Doesn't sleep much. Marquis - Massively tall, rake thin, beatifically calm. Has the skills to kill you with his hands, but looked into his soul and decided he doesn't want to. Wears black and charcoal. Ben - looks like a policeman. David - invisible.

andy

Poxy looks like the poor man's tosscat

miss annie

@andy Marquis = Vetinari?

sincers

Ha, sorry, the beardy one not Uma Thurman. Miss Annie, I think you've just described my Dad apart from the age. Also, I'm 6', blonde, abolutely don't wear curlers or frequent Blossom. see if you can spot me!

tosscat

Oh lord, Andy, I though we'd met?

Arkady

Andy, I deeply resemble that remark.

tosscat

Oh and while we're on the landmarks, can we have the Nissan coupé that's parked on SHR by Fiveways with the England flag and the racist literature on the parcel shelf.

andy

@tosscat - we have and that was unfair. In reality, you look like Brian Eno's little brother.

andy

I always imagine Twinspark looks like Man-at-Arms from He-Man, crossed with Bob Hoskins.

miss annie

Ah, now I've always thought that twinspark was female and looked like Tessa Jowell but with glasses. And I imagine she wears those Peruvian hats with the plaits hanging down and has four children who all wear mini Boden.

tosscat

Twinspark is a lady?!

miss annie

I said female tosscat. It's just my imaginings, we haven't met.

kreuzkav

@ Misscara, so it was you shouting last night. It's time to move. Can you sort me out with a cheap flat off SGR?

miss annie

You could always try zone 3, I hear it's very quiet there.

kreuzkav

I live in Zone 3 already

miss annie

Sorry, can't enter into the zone 3 debate again I've got to go and practice my multilingual shouting outside the Sugar Lounge.

kreuzkav

Looking forward to it! I'll be waiting to hear how good your accents are. I'm so amazed that you're going to all this trouble over me. I don't deserve it, or maybe I do?

kreuzkav

By the way, I'll be in my rocking chair jibbering to myself. I'm fat, bald and in a tracksuit. You'll see a can of white lightening cider in my hand and I'll be eating a big bag of crisps

poxy

So, I look like a poor man's Brian Eno?

That'll be John Shuttleworth, no? Thanks Andy.

Marquis

I'm pleased to hear people are imagining me as massively tall, so I won't frustrate them by revealing I'm 5'10.

Here's a few of my images:
Ali - used to pass as Phil Lynott doppelganger, now Phil Lynott in mid-middle age (no guitar).
tosscat - 41, Vetinari
miss annie - 32, blond, wears dresses whenever possible (floral patterns) and leather jacket, tempted by Ugg boots but resisted so far
Philistine - Bob Crow
Misscara - this is difficult. The original image was Amy Winehouse, but every piece of new information seems to drag me away from that. I keep reverting to Amy Winehouse though.
Andy - A high flyer and appallingly charming. Nick Clegg's little brother. Wears mainly Berghaus.
David - invisible.

All except Andy are involved in a secret BDSM society that nobody wants to know about.

miss annie

1 out of five Marquis. And I will never be tempted by Ugg boots, they are vile.

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