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• bennyfromtheblok

  July 2009 edited 9:44AM

  What do you call a Mexican peeping Tom?
  
  
  Senor Willy!

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• poxy

  July 2009 edited 9:44AM

  What did the Mexican fireman call his twin sons?
  
  José and Hose-B!

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• bennyfromtheblok

  July 2009 edited 9:44AM

  What did the Mexican carpet fitter say to his helper?
  
  Underlay, underlay!

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• dion

  July 2009 edited 9:44AM

  Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila!

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• David

  July 2009 edited 9:44AM

  What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
  
  Roberto

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• bennyfromtheblok

  July 2009 edited 9:44AM

  I'm running out of clean Mexican jokes....
  
  What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
  
  Philippe Flop

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• tosscat

  July 2009 edited 9:44AM

  What do you call a dog with wings?

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• injoke

  July 2009 edited 9:44AM

  a bald beagle?
  
  closure please tosscat

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• krappyrubsnif

  July 2009 edited 9:44AM

  This is an excruciating new line in humour. A joke without a punchline.

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• mapsa

  July 2009 edited 9:44AM

  With a little luck, he'll tell you

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• andy

  July 2009 edited 9:44AM

  Google is your friend. And well done to Tosscat for making a joke that must have been first heard in 1975

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• slats

  July 2009 edited 9:44AM

  who is the coolest person in a hospital?
  
  The ultrasound guy
  
  
  Who takes over if he's on holiday?
  
  The hip replacement guy
  
  
  ...i'm here all week.

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• injoke

  July 2009 edited 9:44AM

  i still think jokes work better when you don't have to search for likely punchlines on google.

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• injoke

  July 2009 edited 9:44AM

  slats: i laughed :)

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• andy

  July 2009 edited 9:44AM

  @slats - best so far

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• tosscat

  July 2009 edited 9:44AM

  Linda McCartney.

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• tosscat

  July 2009 edited 9:44AM

  What has (had) three (five) legs and lives (lived) on a farm?

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• tosscat

  July 2009 edited 9:44AM

  The McCartneys.

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• tosscat

  July 2009 edited 9:44AM

  What's yellow and sits in the back of a wardrobe?

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• tosscat

  July 2009 edited 9:44AM

  Banarnia.

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• tosscat

  July 2009 edited 9:44AM

  What's yellow and lives in Afghanistan?

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• Marquis

  July 2009 edited 9:44AM

  What's brown and sticky?

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• tosscat

  July 2009 edited 9:44AM

  The Talibanana

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• Marquis

  July 2009 edited 9:44AM

  A stick

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• bennyfromtheblok

  July 2009 edited 9:44AM

  I had a water fight with some kids outside my house yesterday.
  
  I won of course....
  
  No one is a match for me and my kettle!

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• staplejack

  July 2009 edited 9:44AM

  How do you titilate an ocelot?
  
  Oscillate its tit a lot...

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• Lucy

  July 2009 edited 9:44AM

  @ Marquis - that is my favourite joke of all time!

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• Marquis

  July 2009 edited 9:44AM

  Pleasure, Lucy.

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